20 things Guys should know about Girls

1. Always makes them feel loved.
2. A kiss on the cheek means “yes”.
3. They want us to put our arm around them at the theater.
4. Fighting and swearing doesn’t impress them.
5. They don’t always look our best, so please, get over it…
6. They’re not perfect.
7. The smallest things we do mean most.
8. When they say they’re cold it’s our invitation to come closer.
9. Hugs mean more sometimes.
10. Kiss them in the rain.
11. Don’t call them sexy or hot.
12. Being called beautiful makes them melt.
13. Don’t lie to them, they’ll find out.
14. Never cheat on them.
15. Hold their hand and hug them in front of our friends.
16. Never force them to do something they don’t want to do.
17. If they’re upset, comfort them.
18. They love it when you cuddle them from behind.
19. Text them at night to wish them sweet dreams.
20. Sometimes they need our advice too.

Funny Rules For life....

1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.


2. Don’t worry about what people think, they don’t do it very often.

3. Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian anymore than standing in a garage makes you a car.

4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

5. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you’ve never tried before.

6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

7. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.

8. A person who is nice to you but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.

9. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.

10. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.

11. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.

12. A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so good.

13. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.

1 4. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.

15. No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes.

16. A balanced diet is a muffin in each hand.

17. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.

18. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.

19. Junk is something you’ve kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.

20. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.

21. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

22. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.

23. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.

24. Someone who thinks logically provides nice contrast to the real world.

25. It ain’t the jeans that make your butt look fat.

26. If you had to identify in one word the reason why the human race has not achieved it’s full potential, that word would be ‘meetings’.

27. There is a very fine line between ‘hobby’ and ‘mental illness.’

28. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.

29. You should not confuse your career with your life.

30. Nobody cares if you can’t dance well. Just get up and dance.

31. Never lick a steak knife.

32. The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.

33. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time.

34. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she’s pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.

35. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that deep down inside we ALL believe we are good drivers.

36. Your friends love you anyway.